Paul King - Lead vocals/ipad
Paul was raised by wild dogs in Indonesia before being rescued by missionaries. He grew up in Leeds and moved into the lard business. He now runs a clog segging shop in Cleckheaton.
Brian Hemsley - Lead Guitar
Brian is the original inspiration behind kid's programme Bob the Builder after a producer saw his band “Brian, Dizzy and the Mucky Scoops” play the British Masonry Association's annual awards dinner at Greggs in Barnsley. A born entrepreneur, Brian now runs a successful company selling Gilbert O'Sullivan branded casual wear.
Rob Morley - Drums
After a successful career as Plymouth's maverick miniature railway driver, "Mad Bob" moved to Leeds to become an upholsterer of high backed drumming seats.
Mick O'Duckworth - Keyboards/Spoons
Oirish Mick first came to these shores during the potato famine of 1852 where he setup as a dung sculptor in a small workshop in Giggleswick. Nowadays he loves to paint sheep and milk pigs.
Ian Morris - Bass/Ale
Ian is the lovechild of Julio Iglesias and Bella Emberg. He is currently working on a PHD titled "How many pints should a bass player really drink on gig night".