Paul King - Lead vocals/ipad
Paul was raised by wild dogs in Indonesia before being rescued by missionaries. He grew up in Leeds and moved into the lard business. He now runs a clog segging shop in Cleckheaton.
Brian Hemsley - Lead Guitar
Brian is the original inspiration behind kid's programme Bob the Builder after a producer saw his band “Brian, Dizzy and the Mucky Scoops” play the British Masonry Association's annual awards dinner at Greggs in Barnsley. A born entrepreneur, Brian now runs a successful company selling Gilbert O'Sullivan branded casual wear.
Rob Morley - Drums
After a successful career as Plymouth's maverick miniature railway driver, "Mad Bob" moved to Leeds to become an upholsterer of high backed drumming seats.
Mick O'Duckworth - Keyboards/Spoons
Oirish Mick first came to these shores during the potato famine of 1852 where he setup as a dung sculptor in a small workshop in Giggleswick. Nowadays he loves to paint sheep and milk pigs.
Andy Thorpe - Bass
Andy is best known as ringmaster of the "Magical Weasel Circus" that toured the Northern club circuit in the late 90s. Since then he has played in bands covering genres like Rock, 80s and Bavarian Oompah. Andy joined Decade in 2026 following the previous incumbent's extradition to Tanganiki on a charge of Premeditated Sorcery.